I love it when poverty is in fashion. Blue collar chic. When the rich teens race their SUV’s down to the promenade to pay 600$ for denim that imitates the East side bus fare clan hand-me-downs.
Now I found the below helpful tips on how to adapt your-oh-so-last-year embarrassing immaculate jeans into this year’s torn trend.
Now if the above is too complicated, allow me to suggest an easier method. For truly authentic ripped jeans, use this ancient ripping technique. Your parents don’t give you a credit card nor any freebie allowance. You get a hard labour summer job that requires kneeling for 8 hours a day. What horrible torture task requires that, you gasp? Painting, floor sanding, landscaping… anything menial that your house staff usually does. Perform this all summer and Potter magico presto your knees are guaranteed to be worn through just in time for your fall fashion school strut.
Just a thought.
