Lynne R Kamm

This pains me. I don’t get it.  No excuses:

Socks in sandals.

I wrote this video blog for I Love A Luger web series. It’s my personal opinion:

One thing worse than socks in sandals… socks in crocs.

Now I’ve written a poem you can read to misguided friends and loved ones. Teach them. Help me teach the way of no socks in sandals. The way of no socks in crocs.

If Dr Seuss were alive to see crocs today and he had a fashion sense…
SOCKS IN CROCS

crocs are garden shoes

Socks
Crocs
Fox
Ox

Socks in crocs
Ox in socks in crocs on box
Fox on ox in socks in crocs on box
Blocks of fox on ox in socks in crocs on box

Shock!
Mock crocs in socks

Look ma’am, Look sir
You in socks in crocs, fool
Take tips from my lips, ma’am
Get a grip on what’s hip, sir
You are not that cool

Chicks with sticks come
Gents with rocks come
Chicks ‘n gents with sticks in kicks and rocks in flocks come

Here’s the trick:

First, you’ll get swift stick swats
Then you’ll get rapid rock raps
You’ll get swift swats rapid raps
You’ll get rock stick swift raps rapid swats

You’ll get click clack clocked
You’ll get nick knack knocked
You’ll get rip racked rocked
You’ll get rip nick click clack knack racked rocked knocked clocked

Stop it! Stop it!
Go to fashion school
You look like a tool

I beg your pardon?
Strut crocs only in your garden
Oh you do amuse
Stuff socks only in your shoes

Be a fox, be an ox
But no more crocs
No more socks
No more Socks in Crocs

Thank you (Merci beaucoup)

Good at drawing? Illustrate this rhyme. Rap it n’ send me an mp3.
Help me free the toe! Add your own verses below↓